I have replaced several wooden salad bowls over the years,

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad.

Don't take any wooden nickels

You really should be doing it on a wooden floor.

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.