I have only touched one other computer at my friend Marissa's house, and found the experience disconcerting. There was something sinister about the green letters and numbers that flashed on the screen as the computer booted up, and I hated the way Marissa stopped answering questions or noticing me the second it was turned on.


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I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on tha...
JEFF DUNHAM
I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn...
JEFF DUNHAM
Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave re...
KATHERINE DUNHAM
I really believe engagement is a way to solve international problems, through dialogue and discussio...
ARCHIE DUNHAM
The Western oil companies have really been kept out of Saudi Arabia for many, many years, and I thin...
ARCHIE DUNHAM
I think clearly, Gov. Bush would be much more pro business.
ARCHIE DUNHAM
They're bloodsucking mosquitoes. You just can't get them all.
KEN DUNHAM
I've never been truly hammered... Never. Not even in college. I was too busy driving or flying a...
JEFF DUNHAM
Go within every day and find the inner strength so that the world will not blow your candle out.
KATHERINE DUNHAM
I take the position that, because of the ex post facto clause, in essence, my client is being held f...
DARRELL DUNHAM
But Saudi Arabia and Kuwait offer, I think, the best opportunities in the gas sector.
ARCHIE DUNHAM
This could serve as a springboard for more attacks on the Macintosh because it might spawn copycats.
KEN DUNHAM
in particular among his siblings.
FRANK DUNHAM
You should boot from a clean disk before removing a virus. Some viruses can't be cleaned any other w...
KEN DUNHAM
We put a lot of extra runners on base. Then we had some untimely errors and they had timely hitting.
DAVE DUNHAM
I used to want the words "She tried" on my tombstone. Now I want "She did it."
KATHERINE DUNHAM
I wasn't concerned about the hardships, because I always felt I was doing what I had to do, what I w...
KATHERINE DUNHAM
The evil is not that you cannot change human nature. The evil is that human nature cannot change you...
BARROWS DUNHAM
A summary witness is ordinarily a dispassionate presenter,
FRANK DUNHAM
I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.
KATHERINE DUNHAM
I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep p...
JEFF DUNHAM
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life an...
JEFF DUNHAM
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to...
JEFF DUNHAM
When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an ente...
JEFF DUNHAM
But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue,...
JEFF DUNHAM
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
JEFF DUNHAM
The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns...
JEFF DUNHAM
We don't get it, but we get sanctions. It doesn't really matter where that witness is if there is a ...
FRANK DUNHAM
She played a great defensive game. We all played great defense, it was our best defensive game of th...
DAVE DUNHAM
It was sloppy and we were rusty. Four of our girls just came off the basketball team and we're not q...
DAVE DUNHAM
I think this is good law. At some point in time, we have to say to defendants that if the statute of...
DARRELL DUNHAM
I think since the date of his arrest, my client has been held illegally. I think his constitutional ...
DARRELL DUNHAM
I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'
KATHERINE DUNHAM
There is a food fight going on there in the Executive Branch, I am sure.
FRANK DUNHAM
Obviously I'd like the man released. I think they [the government] probably concluded some time ago ...
FRANK DUNHAM