I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it