I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

I collect books - a lot of books.