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I have no problem with Derek still being here at Pittodrie. He is a great professional, a real credit to himself and the club. But If Derek did stay, it would have to be as an extra striker.


Jimmy Calderwood

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ANDRE JACOBS I've been assigned to bodyguard you."
You've got to be kidding me.
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JIMMY CARTER When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet ...
JIMMY CARTER I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destinati...
JIMMY DEAN Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
JIMMY BUFFETT The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing.
JIMMY RUSHING For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine...
JIMMY CARTER You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
JIMMY KIMMEL I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ...
JIMMY KIMMEL You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
JIMMY PIERSALL I like words. I like the way they clash around together and bang up against each other, especially i...
JIMMY WEBB People in the Hall of Fame tend to clap their hands and say, 'OK, I've done it all,' but...
JIMMY CLIFF I get on so well with lots of Scots, and a man who had a big influence on my career and was a great ...
JIMMY HILL I grew up twelve miles outside of Montego Bay. In my early teens, I went to Kingston. It was like a ...
JIMMY CLIFF There's no doubt that the Christian right has gone to bed with the more conservative elements of...
JIMMY CARTER When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relative...
JIMMY FALLON I have sinned against You, my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood would wash and cleanse ...
JIMMY SWAGGART Christian values were important at home. Cleanliness. Don't steal. Don't lie. Those were the...
JIMMY CLIFF So many diseases and illnesses have fundamental roots in the lack of clean water. Resolving the clea...
JIMMY CHIN On climbs, there is a general way we manage fear. We look at things objectively, separating out perc...
JIMMY CHIN Great images take you on a journey via a single photograph. The depth and layers pull your eye all o...
JIMMY CHIN The Republican National Convention is a great place to hear people talk about politics and values an...
JIMMY KIMMEL These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like...
JIMMY BUFFETT Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of ham...
JIMMY BRESLIN John Peel made his reputation with his radio show and his record label, Dandelion, by championing th...
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