I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things.
That is exactly what things were originally made for.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.