I have never retired - I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.

I have never retired-I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack.

[A jar of rabies-vaccination tags. A wooden yardstick (] Save at Farm King in Canton ... believed to be owned by Rand.

I'm the original.