I have never been more terrified in my life than when Dick Cheney whipped out that gun. I was sure I was a goner.

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'

George W. Bush's first appointment, Dick Cheney, makes it crystal clear
that Bush's judicial appointments will overturn a woman's constitutional
right to choose,

It's not being used as Karl Rove and Dick Cheney would have it - to protect Americans. It's being used to squelch dissent.

Under this bill, if (Vice President) Dick Cheney had his hunting accident in Mississippi, there wouldn't be any record of it.

And you know what happened next in my dream? Dick Cheney and I said the same thing at the same time: "Well, we had a Cold War to win." And then I screamed at him: "I KNEW you would say that! You ALWAYS say that!" But then, since Cheney and I made the same remark at the same time, I realized he owed me a Coke. So I said, "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" And Vice-President Dick Cheney smiled sheepishly. *Shudder*... I don't even DRINK coke. I tastes like robot sweat.