I have met a lot of people who don't know shit, and then met some who don't know a hell lot

We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.