I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up

Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

America has never quite forgiven Europe for having been discovered somewhat earlier in history than itself.

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.