I have lots of grouchy plants though.

I often acquire plants under circumstances that require me to figure out exactly what it is that I've dragged home.

I grow plants for many reasons: to please my eye or to please my soul, to challenge the elements or to challenge my patience, for novelty or for nostalgia, but mostly for the joy in seeing them grow.

Grouchy is a typical habit of the victims.

Some companies have plants in small towns with no major airports. It is more productive, and sometimes cheaper, to fly a corporate shuttle.

I don't expect to see one of those plants in operation, one that is purposefully built for this, for anything sooner than 15 years.