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Related I guarantee you that the people who watch 'Conan O'Brien' or who watch 'Entertainmen... JOHN TESH I've heard of nothing coming from nothing, but I've never heard of absolutely nothing coming... UZO ADUBA But then, you know, I'm very happy, I've got to this stage in my life and I'm not dead. ... MICHAEL HUTCHENCE I have seen and heard comedians who had really funny 'stuff' but yet could not make the peop... AL JOLSON I'm the youngest of five girls, and I don't know about you, but it's really hard to be h... TAMAR BRAXTON I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet. DON HO Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy... BILLY GARDELL I'm a storyteller; that's what exploration really is all about. Going to places where others... JAMES CAMERON I got a great kick being in the Warner Bros. studios - that was really cool. I kept singing the '... IMELDA MAY For a long time, I thought when you do a box set, you're giving up; you're saying, 'OK, ... BOB SEGER I heard my mother talking badly of me to people who were talking badly of me in her salon. That'... VINCENT GALLO The first person that I ever heard sing a song I wrote was Jason Derulo. I was in the studio when he... CHARLIE PUTH I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I... EMMANUELLE BEART When I first heard 'Robocop' was going to be remade. I said, 'Yeah, that's interesti... JOEL KINNAMAN I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I go... DANIEL TOSH Yeah, you got the family dog and the white picket fence, and you just think that's all there is.... MICHAEL VICK I don't think the Beatles were that good. I think they're fine, you know. Ringo's got th... GEORGE HARRISON I'm a very tough guy, and I fight hard, and I don't give up. And that makes me friends and t... ALAN DERSHOWITZ I'm looking forward to coming to SleuthFest I've heard so many good things about it from my ... CHARLAINE HARRIS I haven't heard anything or seen anything out there that would lead me to believe that all of a ... DANIEL MORGAN People become so deeply attached to the sound of one period that they blow a fuse when you move on. ... ELVIS COSTELLO I think the first time I really heard poetry was in the schoolyard. Just the little limericks that k... JILL SCOTT I really woke up one morning and said, you know, 'I haven't seen a good film about the Ameri... IRWIN WINKLER I don't know how to put it, but I don't have many friends. All my friends circle was in Madr... MAHESH BABU I'm big into the PlayStation 2. From what I've heard, the Xbox is the better system, but I c... JOHN CENA Every time I sit with our general manager at a baseball game, and there's number-cruncher and st... GEORGE BRETT Once I did bad and that I heard ever. Twice I did good, but that I heard never. DALE CARNEGIE They all knew my name, but no one heard the music - I didn't look the same. RICKY NELSON I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard befor... HAMILTON JORDAN Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It... JOAN CRAWFORD I search for different tonalities in my taps. But my greatest pleasure is hearing a note I haven'... SAVION GLOVER I listen to everything - all kinds of stuff. I've been obsessed with the Nas and Damian Marley r... EVE Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say 'I don't know' about anything. JOHNNY MILLER No. (Laughs) I saw it in the shop the other day with one of my daughters and I went, 'Wow, there's t... SEAN BEAN Working with Mellencamp, I made new fans, people that may have never heard of me. They may have hear... CARLENE CARTER I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze. DAVEY HAVOK How do I keep young? Haven't you heard? I sleep every night in the deep freezer! DONATELLA VERSACE You can't do psychological thrillers. There's no audience. I've heard this. I've hea... ERIQ LA SALLE When I was growing up, there was nobody in my family - not even my mother - who I could look to and ... FRANK OCEAN You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't ... PAT MORITA What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief? ED WOOD I was 16 years old, and I was just flailing around, looking for an interest. I heard, you know, thes... HARVEY PEKAR All my life, I heard, 'Stop daydreaming,' 'Get over yourself,' 'You'll never... XAVIER DOLAN It wasn't until 9th grade that I got into music. This guy in school heard me singing around the ... BRYSON TILLER When I heard The Beatles, that was my turning point. They were like my mentors. You know, the funny ... BILLY PAUL I listen to every thing, all kinds of stuff. I've been obsessed with the Nas and Damian Marley r... EVE JIHAN JEFFERS I was on my face. I heard the count from one to 10. I kept telling myself that I had to get up, but ... ROCKY MARCIANO I know it sounds ridiculous, but I haven't quite got over the miracle that you plant things, and... NATASHA LITTLE I'm old enough to have friends and contemporaries who have long since retired, and that's th... MIKE LEIGH My grandparents, they came through Ellis Island in 1923, and you know, I'd heard all the stories... JAMES GRAY My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong moth... APRIL BLOOMFIELD I'm certainly hoping that all the recommendations that we have heard will be implemented. PHUMZILE MLAMBO-NGCUKA There is a huge fan base; they're very knowledgeable and very loyal. I was astonished - before I... CHARLES DANCE I'm very unpredictable, but at the end of the day, I'm working. Sometimes things change in m... RAEKWON I know that when I pray, something wonderful happens. Not just to the person or persons for whom I... MAYA ANGELOU was shocked not by what I saw, but by what I heard. I closed my eyes and listened - and you know wha... BILL ROMANOWSKI People in my family and camp who grew up listening to rap music love 'We Are Young.' I'v... JANELLE MONAE Don't think that because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. I am st... SPIKE LEE I'm getting asked a lot, 'You don't have kids, so how do you know how to act like a moth... WINONA RYDER I have not heard a Martha Stewart album yet. But, you know, it could happen. TRISHA YEARWOOD I don't know if I'm a heartthrob or if I want to be one! I heard that I get the most fan mai... CHRISTOPHER PARKER There's something about being rejected - when I go out without my friends, I'm reminded of h... JASON RITTER I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'Th... STEVE MARTIN I like the idea that people hear my stuff, and if it's commercially successful, that's a goo... PAUL MCCARTNEY Sometimes I get to see a movie that's adapted from a book that I haven't heard about or that... TATIANA DE ROSNAY When I wake up in night sweats, that's what I'm thinking about: what if someone grabs me fro... JESSICA WILLIAMS I'm over the moon to be involved in the 'Doctor Who' Christmas special. I can't quit... KATHERINE JENKINS I'm very at ease, and I like it. I never thought I would be such a family-oriented guy; I didn... DAVID BOWIE You're like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again. MAGGIE STIEFVATER Give me the new thing and give it to me now. I don't want that old thing - I've seen it, hea... ARTHUR SMITH Honestly, I try and stay away from what's been written about me, because if you let that stuff g... TAYLOR LAUTNER I know you've heard it a thousand times before. But it's true - hard work pays off. If you w... RAY BRADBURY I'm a guy of 92kg. I haven't got the physique of someone who can work back and then sprint u... ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC The first time I ever heard the blues, my parents had a stack of records that they weren't using... ATO ESSANDOH We all act like we know everything in life, but nobody really does. That's what I want people to... ALESSIA CARA I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, 'Jesus... KRISTIN CHENOWETH I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, goo... HARRY STYLES Well concerning the world records that I did, I think it helps a lot to me, yeah. I think it's a... INGE DE BRUIJN I tell people that if I'm ignoring them, chances are I may not have heard them. I depend on hear... JOSEPH MAWLE I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it wa... SOPHIE MARCEAU I would say the dumbest thing I have heard is that my dad isn't my real dad. KHLOE KARDASHIAN I don't know why my parents split up. I guess they just drifted apart, but I do know they stayed... MINNIE DRIVER I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flue. MEG RYAN Mexican music runs through my veins. I loved it. Growing up, my father didn't allow us to listen... JENNI RIVERA My parents weren't religious at all. I remember the first time I heard about Jesus was at school... BILL CALLAHAN My hopes were built up that something would come out of this, but I have heard nothing neither. They... CATHERINE LEACH I realize now that I was a feminist and the minute I heard the word I certainly knew it meant me, bu... MARLO THOMAS Where the material is, that's where you go. I'm a workman: I go to work. I've done movie... PAUL SORVINO Um, yeah 15-year-olds don't lead at an LPGA event all the time. But like I said, I'm very su... LYDIA KO My previous visits to Australia created fantastic memories, so I'm definitely looking forward to... JOE NICHOLS I have heard of people dying from prostate cancer, and they are the unlucky ones, the people who did... IAN MCKELLEN All my kids were raised on computers: They were home-schooled on the Internet, so they're pretty... WILLIE NELSON I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd lo... DAVEY HAVOK I've heard that I've gotten a lighter complexion, as if I've bleached my skin. I think t... NENE LEAKES I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from be... DR. SEUSS From the spiritual came the blues, gospel, and rhythm-and-blues. I heard all of that music growing u... KATHLEEN BATTLE To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would... ASHLEY JENSEN I'm shocked at being recognized. You go to places you don't think you would be and still, yo... DAN STEVENS I've heard countless women - but not a single man - say to me, 'I could never stand up befor... LISA BLATT I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. FRED ALLEN
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Apparently I work for free, look at some of the independent films I've done. PATRICK WARBURTON He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything. PATRICK WARBURTON I always wanted to do a Disney movie. PATRICK WARBURTON I don't know if I ever really considered making a connection with the audience. PATRICK WARBURTON I love westerns. I've always wanted to do a western. PATRICK WARBURTON I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do ... PATRICK WARBURTON I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find t... PATRICK WARBURTON Tick is a cartoon character, I don't know if you're familiar with him. This is the third ste... PATRICK WARBURTON You never know what's going to happen with television these days. PATRICK WARBURTON I thought he was an interesting central figure, central character, one who is definitely not your ty... PATRICK WARBURTON Let an audience be able to find it themselves without spoonfeeding it. PATRICK WARBURTON So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny an... PATRICK WARBURTON There's not a fortune to be made doing voiceover work unless you're one of the main voices o... PATRICK WARBURTON My only job as an actor is to try and understand the character and, to the best of my ability, bring... PATRICK WARBURTON I do believe that we have the opportunity to continue - I repeat myself over and over again with thi... PATRICK WARBURTON You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's ... PATRICK WARBURTON I have a family to support. And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do. PATRICK WARBURTON I believe I'm doing the right thing in trying to step away from that and to take chances and wor... PATRICK WARBURTON Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was of... PATRICK WARBURTON The greatest risk is really to take no risk at all. You've got to go out there, jump off the cli... PATRICK WARBURTON All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray thi... PATRICK WARBURTON Reason is the test of ridicule, not ridicule the test of truth. WILLIAM WARBURTON Reason is the test of ridicule, not ridicule the test of truth. WILLIAM WARBURTON You won't have to pay up if you don't have a tax liability or if you have overpaid tax for whatever ... MIKE WARBURTON Orthodoxy is my doxy - heterodoxy is another man's doxy WILLIAM WARBURTON Philosophy is not a spectator sport. NIGEL WARBURTON Boethius, dunyada adaletin yokmus gibi gorunmesine hayiflanir. Cogu kez iyiler ve erdemliler aci cek... NIGEL WARBURTON Over the years, a lot of people have paid tax. Now they want to reclaim it. MIKE WARBURTON Users of slippery slope arguments should take skiing lessons—you really can choose to stop. NIGEL WARBURTON The most High approveth not the gifts of the wicked. SAINT PATRICK I see that already in this present world I am exalted above measure by the Lord. And I was not worth... SAINT PATRICK He that offereth sacrifice of the goods of the poor is as one that sacrificeth the son in the presen... SAINT PATRICK I was freeborn according to the flesh; I am born of a father who was a decurion, but I sold my noble... SAINT PATRICK I have had the good fortune through my God that I should never abandon his people whom I have acquir... SAINT PATRICK The Lord discovered to me a sense of my unbelief that, though late, I should remember my transgressi... SAINT PATRICK Let who will scoff and revile - I will not remain silent; neither will I conceal the signs and wonde... SAINT PATRICK I only seek in my old age to perfect that which I had not before thoroughly learned in my youth, bec... SAINT PATRICK I have a Creator who knew all things, even before they were made - even me, his poor little child. SAINT PATRICK I have vowed to my God to teach the heathen, though I be despised by some. SAINT PATRICK No one should ever say that it was my ignorance if I did or showed forth anything however small acco... SAINT PATRICK The Lord opened the understanding of my unbelieving heart, so that I should recall my sins. SAINT PATRICK It was not any grace in me, but God that put this earnest care into my heart, that I should be one o... SAINT PATRICK Sufficient for me is that honour which is not seen of men but is felt in the heart, as faithful is H... SAINT PATRICK Before I was humiliated I was like a stone that lies in deep mud, and he who is mighty came and in h... SAINT PATRICK I am Patrick, a sinner, most uncultivated and least of all the faithful and despised in the eyes of ... SAINT PATRICK The Lord is greater than all: I have said enough. SAINT PATRICK The Bible is worth all the other books which have ever been printed. PATRICK HENRY For organizations seriously committed to making teamwork a cultural reality, I'm convinced that ... PATRICK LENCIONI Teamwork is a strategic decision. PATRICK LENCIONI How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to ... PATRICK SWAYZE Success is not a matter of mastering subtle, sophisticated theory but rather of embracing common sen... PATRICK LENCIONI Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor... PATRICK HENRY Would any one believe that I am master of slaves by my own purchase? I am drawn along by the general... PATRICK HENRY Shall we, who have laid the proud British lion at our feet, now be afraid of his whelps? PATRICK HENRY It is a debt we owe to the purity of our religion to show that it is at variance with that law which... PATRICK HENRY Unite liberality with a just frugality; always reserve something for the hand of charity; and never ... PATRICK HENRY The great object is that every man be armed. PATRICK HENRY This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one whic... PATRICK HENRY Fear is the passion of slaves. PATRICK HENRY The distinctions between Virginians, Pennsylvanians, New Yorkers, and New Englanders are no more. I ... PATRICK HENRY We are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of Nature has placed in our pow... PATRICK HENRY Do you remember any instance where tyranny was destroyed and freedom established on its ruins, among... PATRICK HENRY If this be treason, make the most of it! PATRICK HENRY I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. PATRICK HENRY There have been 111 Justices in the Supreme Court of the United States. Only three have been women. ... PATRICK LEAHY We need to consider nominations as thoroughly and carefully as the American people deserve. No one i... PATRICK LEAHY Our alliances and our credibility are crucial elements of our working capital in advancing America... PATRICK LEAHY I'm a gun owner. PATRICK LEAHY Judiciary is where my passion is. PATRICK LEAHY You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions. PATRICK LEAHY The rights of copyright holders need to be protected, but some draconian remedies that have been sug... PATRICK LEAHY A victim is a victim is a victim. We should stop setting up standards that say we will have one stan... PATRICK LEAHY Why do the President and Vice-President constantly change the subject when asked to explain why thin... PATRICK LEAHY Michael Landon was the biggest influence. As a child, I watched him write, direct, star, and produce... PATRICK LABYORTEAUX I love working! I'm a huge fan of TV and will be happy as long as I'm getting to be creative... PATRICK LABYORTEAUX David James Elliott and I keep in touch via phone. PATRICK LABYORTEAUX Lots of TV shows say that they are like doing a movie every week, but 'JAG' truly was a huge... PATRICK LABYORTEAUX Poetry is not Irish or any other nationality; and when writers such as Messrs. Clarke, Farren and th... PATRICK KAVANAGH In the country places of Ireland, writing is held in certain awe: a writer was a dangerous man from ... PATRICK KAVANAGH Ay - 'The Green Fool' business, the libel action over the head of it - did me a lot of damag... PATRICK KAVANAGH Yeats, protected to some extent by the Nationalistic movement, wrote out of a somewhat protected wor... PATRICK KAVANAGH Publicity's a cancer. It eats out a man - till there's nothing but a shell left. PATRICK KAVANAGH Letting the facts speak for themselves is an immoral principle when we all know that facts and figur... PATRICK KAVANAGH Young writers should keep out of pubs and remember that the cliche way of the artistic life is a lie... PATRICK KAVANAGH The position is: the Gaelic language is no longer the native language; it is dead, yet food is being... PATRICK KAVANAGH The exciting quality about Joyce is that when you read him, you are not told of the large public iss... PATRICK KAVANAGH What appears in newspapers is often new but seldom true. PATRICK KAVANAGH A poet is never one of the people. He is detached, remote, and the life of small-time dances and tal... PATRICK KAVANAGH In its truest manifestation, where it gives judgments, poetry is super-luxury. It would be interesti... PATRICK KAVANAGH How strange a thing like that happens to a man. He dabbles in something and does not realise that it... PATRICK KAVANAGH Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination. PATRICK KAVANAGH I want to reveal in a simple way the usual - and unusual - life of the city; the corporation workman... PATRICK KAVANAGH There is nothing as dead and as damned as an important thing. The things that really matter are casu... PATRICK KAVANAGH Natural life, lived naturally as it is lived in the countryside, has none of that progress which is ... PATRICK KAVANAGH I've noticed if you look too far ahead, it only works negatively on you. PATRICK KANE If I was bigger I might not have had the same skill set as I do, the speed. PATRICK KANE I wouldn't be face-washing anyone in real life. I'd be skating to the bench real fast to get... PATRICK KANE It's funny: when you're skating around during warm-ups, I'll see signs that say things l... PATRICK KANE I stickhandle a lot at practice. I watch a lot of hockey, so I try to either pick up something from ... PATRICK KANE When I go down the ice, I feel it, the wind in the side of my hair, and then I got the party in the ... PATRICK KANE If I score a goal on the road, I come home, and that's probably the first thing I'm doing, p... PATRICK KANE We're here to win. We're not here just for the experience. PATRICK KANE I think you grow up every year, every day. You learn something new and try to really worry about wha... PATRICK KANE Sometimes it's nice just being in your own room and having a quiet night and relaxing and gettin... PATRICK KANE I think I owe it to myself to put my best effort forward and prove how good I can be. PATRICK KANE There are some guys you definitely would not want dating your sister - especially hockey players. PATRICK KANE I always go home to Buffalo in the offseason. I really enjoy my home town. PATRICK KANE I want to be someone who can be a role model to kids - and to everyone, for that matter. PATRICK KANE I love scoring for the fans, for the team, for myself. That's not to say that I won't pass i... PATRICK KANE The little kids in the stands are going to give you a good cheer. Sometimes, that overrides the othe... PATRICK KANE I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and h... PATRICK KANE Anytime you hear different things - whether it's trade rumors or people saying you're not li... PATRICK KANE I love to score goals, and I love to plan my celebrations. PATRICK KANE I don't want to be satisfied with where I'm at or happy about what I've done. I want to ... PATRICK KANE Especially in the day and age now with social media and cameraphones and things like that, you alway... PATRICK KANE Understanding where to be in your own zone really takes some time and development to learn. PATRICK KANE My favorite thing to do in this world is to be on the ice playing hockey and try to entertain fans a... PATRICK KANE It has been a motto of mine my whole life - just be yourself. PATRICK KANE Each social formation, through each of its material activities, exerts its influence upon the civic ... PATRICK GEDDES Instead of isolating our school and our many subjects from the every day world, we intend to plant i... PATRICK GEDDES But a city is more than a place in space, it is a drama in time. PATRICK GEDDES I always related most to Steve McQueen because he was more of an outcast than Robert Redford or Paul... PATRICK FUGIT Oh, I'm quite the impulse buyer. Most of what I buy is stuff for my Jeep, 'cause it breaks d... PATRICK FUGIT There are these girls who live in Maryland: they're the Patrick Super Fan Club Association of Am... PATRICK FUGIT If you think you're going to work with Cameron Crowe and not get into his music, you're craz... PATRICK FUGIT It's a very enticing, very seductive place, but once you get to know what L.A.'s really like... PATRICK FUGIT The day after I got an agent, I got called in for a role in a TV movie called 'Legion Of Fire: K... PATRICK FUGIT One day, you're a nobody, and the next, you're in a movie that everybody is talking about. B... PATRICK FUGIT I'm not a very fast-paced person. PATRICK FUGIT I had an agent in Salt Lake City, but acting was more like a hobby. PATRICK FUGIT I totally respond to complex characters, and I'm not interested in anything too simple. PATRICK FISCHLER I would love to play a regular guy in a family drama. PATRICK FISCHLER 'Mad Men' still lives in my life as the best job that I've ever had because I thought th... PATRICK FISCHLER I love things that people hate. I hate middle-of-the-road stuff. It never really interests me. PATRICK FISCHLER I do a lot of shows I've actually never seen, and I hadn't seen 'Castle' or 'Sca... PATRICK FISCHLER I've always been interested in the gangster genre, so to play Mickey Cohen was a real thrill. It... PATRICK FISCHLER Pat Riley, Dave Checketts and Ernie Grunfeld - they brought the Knicks back to the glory days. It st... PATRICK EWING New York is a passionate city. They want a winner. They deserve a winner. I think we did an outstand... PATRICK EWING I wish I had stayed and finished my career here in New York. PATRICK EWING I've been to the Hall of Fame many times, in grade school and high school. I had field trips to ... PATRICK EWING This means a lot. I'm being recognized for all the blood, sweat and tears I put into a 17-year c... PATRICK EWING Most of the fans will still be Knick fans. PATRICK EWING I'm sure at some point I will get back into coaching, but right now I need to focus completely o... PATRICK EWING Whenever my body heals and the pain and all the swelling goes away is when I'll be ready. PATRICK EWING I'm just like any person who is coaching in this league, I'm just looking for an opportunity... PATRICK EWING When I played with the Knicks, I was just as important or just as smart as any other of the guards I... PATRICK EWING I've been an assistant for seven years now and I haven't had one head coaching interview. I&... PATRICK EWING Amare, Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups - they're virtually unstoppable. PATRICK EWING Every time when they would call my name I kept hearing 'New York Knicks' instead of 'Sea... PATRICK EWING Every parent wants to see their kids excel. PATRICK EWING Winning a ring is everybody's goal, whether you're a player or a coach. PATRICK EWING I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me an... PATRICK EWING If I want to average 32 points a game, I can do that easily. It's just eight, eight, eight, eigh... PATRICK EWING Everybody always thinks the grass is always greener. PATRICK EWING People think that just because you're a center, you're not as smart as the guards or the sma... PATRICK EWING Brooklyn, it's a great town, a great city. It's New York. PATRICK EWING I had a lump on my face and had a big cancer thing removed. PATRICK DUFFY I quit it because at the end of seven years in an ensemble show with one leader, I thought: 'I w... PATRICK DUFFY I worked with my dad for 15 years. I apprenticed under him and decided I wanted to become an archite... PATRICK DUFFY Cooking and eating at home is made even better by the fact that you don't have to worry about dr... PATRICK DUFFY It's great to be able to do shows like 'Falling in Love with the Girl Next Door,' which ... PATRICK DUFFY I lead a normal life and I don't assume there is anything I can impart to people. The only reaso... PATRICK DUFFY I'm one of the lucky actors in television. I don't make a lot of big waves, but there's ... PATRICK DUFFY I come from an alcoholic Irish background - I know where I was going! But I met my wife and started ... PATRICK DUFFY I saw this thing years ago, where somebody filled a gymnasium with ping-pong balls and mousetraps. A... PATRICK DUFFY It's as simple as you can explain all of 'Dallas.' We're a dysfunctional family forc... PATRICK DUFFY I feel that marrying younger and being quite a young dad helped me with the stability of my career. PATRICK DUFFY Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors. PATRICK DUFFY There's nothing I like more than picking fresh vegetables then putting them in the dinner you ma... PATRICK DUFFY The last episode of Dallas was in '1991.' Unfortunately, it was a terrible episode to end th... PATRICK DUFFY I do all the cooking in our family. I'm a utilitarian cook, rather than an adventurous one - I o... PATRICK DUFFY I'm an inherently happy person. It comes from the inside, which means you can achieve happiness ... PATRICK DUFFY Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but... PATRICK DUFFY There is no such thing as a weekend for me when I'm at home on my ranch in Oregon. PATRICK DUFFY Every single unfortunate thing that happens, including, for instance, the murder of my parents, I am... PATRICK DUFFY The idea is this: It's important to upset one's work habits, to topple the cart for each pro... PATRICK DEWITT Many's the dead author whose body of work has been marred by overzealous publishers or family me... PATRICK DEWITT I don't consider Los Angeles home anymore; ultimately, it was pretty negative, but I did spend m... PATRICK DEWITT A lot of authors, judging by their list, will put anything out that they finish... That's the wo... PATRICK DEWITT When you meet someone you love, whether or not they love you back, something occurs in you that make... PATRICK DEWITT I had no plan to write a western novel, and when I realized it was happening, I was pretty surprised... PATRICK DEWITT The impetus for 'The Sisters Brothers' was it occurred to me that there was no neurosis in w... PATRICK DEWITT I am increasingly unimpressed by works of art that require a college degree to understand. I think t... PATRICK DEWITT If you're not riddled with doubt, you've probably done something wrong. PATRICK DEWITT Humorous writing is often thought of as substandard in comparison to work with a more dramatic or tr... PATRICK DEWITT By the time I left the bar, I was 30. I was a dishwasher. They call it a bar-back, but essentially, ... PATRICK DEWITT The question about my Canadianness comes up a lot, and I'm never quite sure what to say about it... PATRICK DEWITT Looking around, I saw so many unhappy adults, people who loathed their jobs, and I didn't want t... PATRICK DEWITT At the age of seventeen, I decided I would spend my life writing fiction. I didn't know what thi... PATRICK DEWITT I carry a small spiral notebook with me at all times and have been doing this for many years. There&... PATRICK DEWITT I felt like love has been underrepresented - unironic love, just actually really falling in love. PATRICK DEWITT Whenever we changed schools, we had to make a new set of friends. At the time, of course, I hated it... PATRICK DEWITT More and more, I find myself turning away from everything relating to contemporary society. I don... PATRICK DEWITT All of my close friends are emotional train wrecks. This is what makes our lives interesting - const... PATRICK DEWITT Love is dangerous; it's not something to be trifled with. As good as it feels on the way in, it ... PATRICK DEWITT Lies can be wonderful things, and when a lie is told artfully, if it's done with a degree of cra... PATRICK DEWITT I've stopped reading about the death of books because it's wasteful and morbid and insulting... PATRICK DEWITT As a reader I want to be present and entertained. I don't want to be taught lessons, and I don... PATRICK DEWITT I think of myself as somebody who, in a moment-to-moment way, I'm quite happy. But I think I am ... PATRICK DEWITT I don't necessarily want to make people stomp and clap. I simply want to engage people. PATRICK DEWITT