I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick.

In one case out of a hundred a point is excessively discussed because it is obscure; in the ninety-nine remaining it is obscure because it is excessively discussed.

Ninety-nine percent of the time, if you're straight with the press, they'll be straight with you.

Ninety-nine percent of who you are is invisible and untouchable.

He is a great simpleton who imagines that the chief power of wealth is to supply wants. In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it creates more wants than it supplies.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.