I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations.

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?

After a month or so in St. Louis, we were looking around desperately for a way to draw a few people into the ball park, it being perfectly clear by that time that the ball club wasn't going to do it unaided.

The number of medals on an officer's breast varies in inverse proportion to the square of the distance of his duties from the front line