I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.