I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

I could make the title of my memoirs: 'It's got cinematic disaster written all over it.'

So, do you live around here often?