I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

I'm not a big, huge star, and so when people see me, it's usually to talk about something I've done, and that's a great conversation to have. That's what we're doing it for.

I think I'm actually much too shy to do any performance art. I admire the big swings those guys take, but I'm not a one-man band.

I don't want to use up my cachet, the number of times my fat face is on telly.

Nothing would make me happier than doing nothing but drama for the foreseeable future.

You hit those valleys sometimes and it's really frustrating. It's like getting stuck in traffic on the freeway. But there's not much you can do about it.