I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

Email is the greatest thing.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Motherhood is the greatest thing I've ever done in my life.

My daughter's the greatest thing that's happened to me in my life and she turned me into a more responsible man, as opposed to just someone who's a perpetual teenager, thinking you're a man when you're not.