I hate the feeling of having hair on my neck.

I hate going into a room with people in it and the feeling of them staring. I find every moment excruciating.

To be employed in the entertainment industry is a miracle.

I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one hundred percent clear on all the rules.

I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not meant to live in suburban homes.

Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.