I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.