I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.

Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight.

My people - before I was changed - they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a Claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship; the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... Well, you know... Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this.

Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Hos.

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.

If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .