I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Rotten bosses don't get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed.

I have a pretty good knowledge of the Indian world by virtue of living on several different reservations and being exposed to several different cultures and languages.

We are usually not that different from the people we mock or demonize. No really, go ahead and compare their arguments.

I got the same industry experience in five years that someone else might have had in 15.

No man, however strong, can serve ten years as schoolmaster, priest, or Senator, and remain fit for anything else.