I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

I had no desire to be a star and a star's responsibility.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I have no desire to put my feet up. Why would I?

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.