I had a couple of million dollars' worth of... stock once. And now it's not worth much more than wallpaper. I guess I just wasn't born to be rich.

If I invest a million dollars in GM stock, it doesn't entitle me to take cars off the lot.

You don't have to have to be rich like Oprah Winfrey or Rihanna to make a difference in somebody's life-
To some people ten dollars feels like ten million dollars

We think that the Olympics is probably going to be worth about $450 million dollars. Most of that is going to go to network TV. That's why you're seeing network TV increase at a higher rate.

I would rather have a million friends than a million dollars.

A million dollars! Why, that's catering on your show for a week!