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I grew up a geek. I added comedy to it midway through high school.


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ANTOINE JORDAN I was fine. But I wasn't happy.
ANTOINE JORDAN They just came out hot.
ANTOINE JORDAN I've been preparing for this for awhile bit it's hitting me now. I am an emotional guy, really.
ANTOINE JORDAN We came out kind of flat for a while, and they hit a lot of shots. They're all good 3-point shooters...
ANTOINE JORDAN In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.
ROBERT JORDAN It was hard because there was no one around here to practice with. But I have tapes that I can pract...
AMY JORDAN Unfortunately, PBS has a really hard path to forge,
AMY JORDAN It was hard because there was no one around here to practice with, ... But I have tapes that I can p...
AMY JORDAN I know it's going to be a major culture shock, ... From little Hibbing to big Beijing.
AMY JORDAN But commercial offerings are now so vast, she says, that ''in order to have a level playing field, t...
AMY JORDAN It seems more sudden this year, since we just had a homecoming last spring, but the change is good,
AMY JORDAN I remember a time/A time of mine/When the whole world stopped. The air was still and cold/I felt, no...
AMY JORDAN I'm going to be practicing my Chinese before I go. Probably just in basic conversation around the ho...
AMY JORDAN China is becoming a major player in the global economy, and it's great that Minnesota is going to be...
AMY JORDAN I wanted to do something totally out of the ordinary,
AMY JORDAN I'm not certain that I draw from any one culture more than others. Many myths and legends of man...
ROBERT JORDAN One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's...
JORDAN KNIGHT Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Fig...
MICHAEL JORDAN Under Armour is new, aggressive, slick, classic but athletic - kind of how I always wanted to be per...
JORDAN SPIETH My heroes are and were my parents. I can't see having anyone else as my heroes.
MICHAEL JORDAN We are a party of innovation. We do not reject our traditions, but we are willing to adapt to changi...
BARBARA JORDAN Be true to the game, because the game will be true to you. If you try to shortcut the game, then the...
MICHAEL JORDAN When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it'...
MICHAEL JORDAN