I got my diploma from Ealing College of Art, in graphics and illustration.

Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.

The lavish presentation appeals to me, and I've got to convince the others.

There is no line between fine art and illustration; there is no high or low art; there is only art, and it comes in many forms.” (p. 12)

We're a bit flashy, but the music's not one big noise.

One night Roger was in a foul mood and he threw his entire bloody drumset across the stage. The thing only just missed me - I might have been killed.