I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and buttermilk. It is American in every chitling and sparerib. It is alive from snout to tail.
Henry Louis Mencken
Related To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar... GARY F EVANS... I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER I'm not an Emontional, but how??? I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has... DEYTH BANGER It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive... DAN FLAVIN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i... STEVEN STRAIT Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st... NEHA KOTHARI Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... HARRY STYLES You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA I saw that there is no Nature, That Nature doesn’t exist, That there are hills, valleys,... ALBERTO CAEIRO There was no Jace Wayland more real than the one he saw in her eyes when she looked at him. CASSANDRA CLARE I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read. ALBERTO CAEIRO See the world for what it is. BEAUTIFUL! ANTHONY T. HINCKS You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa... ERIK GRIFFIN He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,... LAURIE FRANKEL Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets. SHELLI THOMPSON I'm living with every step. I can't live with regret. The past is the past. I'm not worr... RYAN SHECKLER If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, And Spring came the day after tomorrow, I would die... ALBERTO CAEIRO The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is... DREW BREES Between what i see in a field and what I see in another field There passes for a moment the fig... ALBERTO CAEIRO It’s an already inside outside, The philosophers say it’s the soul But it’s not the ... ALBERTO CAEIRO Do I believe a thing has limits!? Of course! Nothing exists that doesn’t have limits. Existence me... ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS Things don’t have significance: they only have existence. Things are the only hidden meaning ... ALBERTO CAEIRO I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Not everybody wants be texting their 15-year-old asking how his math tutor was. They would rather be... RENEE JAMES A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine li... BILL BAILEY I love you; I love you and I don’t care that you’re my sister; don’t be with him, don’t want... CASSANDRA CLARE The Queen gave him a look: special and secretive and shared between the two of them.You warned he... CASSANDRA CLARE The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY Everything known and referred to as “impossible” is often what has not been attempted before. It... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR What comes, when it comes, will be what it is. ALBERTO CAEIRO Night doesn’t fall for my eyes But my idea of the night is that it falls for my eyes. Be... ALBERTO CAEIRO I’m in no hurry: the sun and the moon aren’t, either. Nobody goes faster than the legs they... ALBERTO CAEIRO I never had a problem with my face on screen. I thought it is what it is, and I was turned off by ac... ROBERT REDFORD It is what it is. I balled out, had some good years, man, had fun and did it with some guys and made... CALVIN JOHNSON I was born subject like others to errors and defects, But never to the error of wanting to unde... ALBERTO CAEIRO Accept the universe As the gods gave it to you. If the gods wanted to give you something e... ALBERTO CAEIRO The man stopped talking and was looking at the sunset. But what does someone who hates and love... ALBERTO CAEIRO When I was in college, I remember fearing that the dreary grind of adulthood would feature infinitel... , VLOGBROTHERS, IS COLLEGE WORTH IT?, 08-21-12 It has been my experience that maximizing income is a helluva lot less important than maximizing pas... , VLOGBROTHERS, IS COLLEGE WORTH IT?, 08-21-12 When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci... DEYTH BANGER The man held himself still and turned his milk-flooded eyes on her. Fin felt something like vertigo ... A.S. PETERSON Tomorrow is promised to no one. Prioritize today accordingly. GINA GREENLEE I'm one of my sensations. ALBERTO CAEIRO Boxing's a poor man's sport. We can't afford to play golf or tennis. It is what it is. I... SUGAR RAY LEONARD The fact that I am Latino is not a secret. There's not much I can do about that. It is what it i... PETE GALLEGO Why things are not easy?
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'Cause life is not. MAYANK KUMAR LOUTERIYA A servant who serves excellently from his whole heart with due courage and humility is never a serva... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I consider a dream like I consider a shadow,” answered Caeiro, with his usual divine, unexpected p... ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS To be honest, there are no problems between me and Messi. People have their own opinions about who t... CRISTIANO RONALDO Let your actions speak LOVE. No matter what it is. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO The possible is just the impossible that we've come to accept, STEWART STAFFORD 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON If a company is distributing images and video then obviously they need bandwidth solutions. But if t... JACK LONDON (IT SPECIALIST) I'm not sure what the future holds but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake ... NICOLE KIDMAN But what you’re calling poetry is what everything is. It’s not even poetry — it’s seeing. Th... ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS Even so, I’m somebody. I’m the Discoverer of Nature. I’m the Argonaut of true sensat... ALBERTO CAEIRO The artistic element of Manhattan has kind of moved to Brooklyn. Has it changed it? Yeah. Has it rui... JULIAN CASABLANCAS I have Tourettes and Aspergers, but Tourrets and Aspergers don't have me. You know, I'm doin... JAMES DURBIN Haipendezi kuchezea ndoa, iwe yako au ya mwenzako, kama kizibo cha soda. Matokeo yake ni uchafu wa t... SIMON MASHALLA You should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thi... JOHN GREEN I'm just not into trying to convince people like me. I always say to myself, 'It is what it ... NENE LEAKES What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? CRAIG GROESCHEL Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one. NOW IS GOOD I speak the truth. Not everyone who says they are ready to hear it really are. MONIKA ZANDS To kill yourself for earning a salary is not worth it. NARGIS FAKHRI You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you a... PAULO COELHO There's no more film. Film is gone. We photograph digitally and electronically. We don't rea... STANLEY DONEN And since today’s all there is for now, that’s everything. Who knows if I’ll be dead the ... ALBERTO CAEIRO Risks can lead to great victories or defeats. Even if you are defeated, the lesson will be valuable ... LAILAH GIFTYAKITA Supposedly, going to war initiates you into this gnostic priesthood of people who've had a limin... PHIL KLAY Instinct's the iron skeleton under all our ideas of free will. STEPHEN KING It is easy for anybody to call himself or herself a “Christian” but the truth is we respond from... SUNDAY ADELAJA The streets made me. They stay at me. There's nothing that's gonna take away from my legacy.... LIL' KIM You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson... DEYTH BANGER We all want to trust someone ,but we all think that what we see is real and the truth but if we trul... GARY F EVANS... Money is not everything. BEN OAK At the very moment when people underestimate you is when you can make a breakthrough. GERMANY KENT I curate my life in a way. It's always playing on my mind, kind of a love-hate relationship. I... LORDE Cease to think of an impossibility and you will seize an opportunity for productivity. Excellence co... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I want to feed my kid something that is real and not processed. It's hard to do. People are work... TOM COLICCHIO I was born on a full moon. Both my children were born on full moons, too. Some people say that's... KEVIN GATES If you can dream it, you can do it. ENZO FERRARI Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it SARA SHEPARD Wrong? So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ... DEYTH BANGER ...definitely believe that, there's got to be a spark to a place...to make it feel like a home... ISABELLA KOLDRAS, POEM MY HOME. It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. NAPOLEON HILL Stay away from drugs. They're not worth it. I've tried, but there's none of them that... RANDY NEWMAN The aim of all commentary on art now should be to make works of art - and, by analogy, our own exper... SUSAN SONTAG This world is a joke, and I'm in it OLIWAH GOUDEE
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HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I have yet to meet (a socialist) who was not as gullible as a Mississippi darkey - nay, as a Mississ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of peop... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he so sorely... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN After all, the world is not our handiwork, and we are not responsible for what goes on in it, save w... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Perhaps the most revolting character that the United States ever produced was the Christian business... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN What ass first let lose the doctrine that the suffrage is a high boon and voting a noble privilege? ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries fo... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN A large part of altruism, even when it is perfectly honest, is grounded upon the fact that it is unc... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Many an American Congressman comes to Washington from a district attorney's office: you may be sure ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what m... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Do not overestimate the decency of the human race HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her hea... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN When I mount the scaffold at last these will be my farewell words to the sheriff: Say what you will ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The only kind of freedom that the mob can imagine is freedom to annoy and oppress its betters, and t... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN And out of each (schoolhouse) is vomited the standard product of the New Pedagogy - an endless proce... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Every great wave of popular passion that rolls up on the prairies is dashed to spray when it strikes... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The lunatic fringe wags the underdog HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The formula of the argument is simple and familiar: to dispose of a problem all that is necessary is... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many in... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN It is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the truth as an adventur... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Christian theology is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is opposed to every other form o... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration - courage, clear thinking, hone... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN What men value in this world is not rights but privileges HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its modest and great... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false face for the urge to rule it. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN