I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house.

'I only got two beers left. 'You can have one.' How nice is that?

At this point, I don't even care.

He's the idiot because it's out. I'm holding him responsible.

What perfect timing. I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him.

If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If it's marketed right, you'll buy it. But...if it's real, you'll feel it