I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.

I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.