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I found people looked better when they laughed


Mort Sahl

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KEVIN MCDONALD Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on hi...
KEVIN MCDONALD My life needs editing.
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MORT SAHL I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to...
MORT SAHL When I showed my parents the proposed pictures, my mum laughed and said I had looked sexier in other...
AMBER CHIA When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy...
MICHAEL KEATON And they laughed him to scorn. But when he had put them all out, he taketh the father and the mother...
BIBLE Still, who could say what men ever were looking for? They looked for what they found; they knew what...
HENRY JAMES When i looked around, I see people looking around to, but when i looked up, He that is above looked ...
STEPHEN .R. ANYAEGBU I looked for company and i found myself.
PUSHPA RANA When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
CARROT TOP Who sees the death blinds the death. (Qui voit la mort - Aveugle la mort)
CHARLES DE LEUSSE Maria looked at the TARDIS... 'Is that really your carriage?' She asked. 'It is not very good, monsi...
JAMES GOSS They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
CARL SAGAN They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
BOB MONKHOUSE She looked up at Val. “God, can you imagine if I could get my hair to change color on its own?” ...
ELAINE LEVINE I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniu...
CARL SAGAN But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geni...
CARL SAGAN But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniu...
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S.E. HINTON He let her do it, then looked around for his fingers. There they were, curled like a bloody quotatio...
PHILIP PULLMAN Alone in her shelter, she allowed herself tears. When her shelter cooled to the touch she called to ...
NORA ROBERTS La mort est comme la naissance :
un passage vers un nouveau monde
dont nous ne pouvons rie...
FRéDéRIC LENOIR Qu'Est-ce que la mort? Un degré de plus dans le calme et deux peut-être dans le silence.
ALEXANDRE DUMAS I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made ...
BUDDY HACKETT During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these fu...
JERRY STILLER People, when they get to that level, they always think they can do it better, ... I think I could do...
DAVID GEFFEN I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.
GEORGE FARQUHAR When they hit the ball they found holes, and when we hit the ball it was right at someone. But, they...
AMY PIKAS I was laughed at by everyone upon every occasion. But no one knew or guessed that if there was a man...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Under the stars we danced laughed and cried but when I look in to your eyes they make me fly
MARK IBRAHIM I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I have found that I get a better reaction from people once I am less bothered about their reaction.
WILLIAM HAGUE Gold Beach looked better than they did the first two games.
JOE MORIN When we looked at gene expression, we found fairly small changes in 65 million years of the macaque,...
YOAV GILAD People operate better than they think they can. When they believe in themselves.
LEBOGANG MARUMO For subjective indicators of pain, obese people indicated similar levels of pain to non-obese people...
CHARLES EMERY It's really competitive, and sometimes people will get mad when they found out you won.
LORRAINE TAMSKY It was surprising for a picture called Elf. It was actually edgy. I think the nice thing about the f...
JAMES CAAN We laughed the way that only people who carry each other back from Hell can laugh when they finally ...
RASMENIA MASSOUD Haven't laughed this hard in a long time,I better stop now before I start crying.Go off to sleep in ...
ELLIOTT SMITH Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die. [Fr., La...
VOLTAIRE (FRANCOIS MARIE AROUET VOLTAIRE) THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.
TERRY PRATCHETT La mort m'eut semblé un moindre suicide
JEAN SCHLUMBERGER When we were little, people said we looked just like twins for no better reason than we might have b...
SUSAN GREGG GILMORE It's too big for her. It looked better when she was sitting down.
JUSTIN CHILDERS She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she laughed I wanted her again...
ALBERT CAMUS But they never got that far with the gall bladder. They found the tumor when they did a CT scan. Tha...
SUSAN UNSER People have laughed at all great inventors and discoverers.
JOHN SLADEK When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke o...
UNKNOWN What happens when people open their hearts?"
"They get better.
HARUKI MURAKAMI People have a better chance of listening when they feel they are being heard.
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE I became also a reproach unto them: when they looked upon me they shaked their heads.
BIBLE People looked around and said there's got to be a better party than this one.
GERRY LANGELER I found that essence rare, it's what I looked for / I knew I'd get what I asked for.
GANG OF FOUR — Ce n'est pas en Egypte que je vais, répondit le Martinet. Je vais à la maison de la Mort. La M...
OSCAR WILDE Il est incertain où la mort nous attende, attendons-la partout. La préméditation de la mort est p...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Je savais qu'un afflux inespéré d'énergie l'avait levé de son lit, lui avait donné la force de ...
MURIEL BARBERY I una trista retòrica: M'estic morint per tu,
em moriré per tu un dia qualsevol.
VICENT ANDRéS I ESTELLéS Combien de gars se sont arrêtés de boire comme des trous à l'âge de vingt ans pour empêcher un ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Chacun d'entre nous a beau avoir une certaine capacité de résistance on finit tous par mourir d'am...
MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ Vous avez déjà perdu quelqu'un de proche? [...] Vous n'avez jamais l'impression que ces êtres-là...
LAURENT GAUDé se sentir familier d'un lieu, c'est le début de la mort
SYLVAIN TESSON La plupart des gens ne meurent qu'au dernier moment ; d'autres commencent et s'y prennent vingt ans ...
LOUIS-FERDINAND CéLINE Le premier symbole où nous reconnaissons l'humanité dans ses vestiges est la sépulture, et le tru...
JACQUES LACAN Death paused, his hand on the spine of the book. And why do you think I directed you to the stables?...
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ÉRIC FOTTORINO How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a ch...
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MALLORY COMEAUX People respond better when they are asked rather than told. Don't you?
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DEEPAK CHOPRA Life is raw material. We are artisans. We can sculpt our existence into something beautiful, or deba...
CATHY BETTER Haven't laughed this hard in a long time,
I better stop now before I start crying.
Go off to...
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TIM GRIFFIN Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.
P. J. O'ROURKE He just laughed at me.
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GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to t...
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GEORGE WASHINGTON

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