I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don't trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen.

Usually I play people who just keep babbling on and on and on.

I don't want to produce anymore small or independent movies because it's just too hard these days.

Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.

Just because people think politically different to you doesn't mean they're inhuman.

Actually, the kids at school don't treat me any differently at all just because I'm on television.