I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty

I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.

The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

I didn't get an athletics scholarship at a major school.

At the end of the day. I always feel like I haven't met with enough students. There just isn't enough time.

This event is to inform students about safe sex and STDs.