I find an amazing resonance in his female characters, ... I marvel that he was capable of writing women's characters of such individuality. Take The Shadow of the Glen: in a short half-hour play, the woman makes the decision to walk out on the roads rather than be imprisoned in a loveless marriage. And she made that choice not just because she was married to an older man but because she saw marriage to a younger man as having the same repressive effect on her. That's a powerful statement, as potent now as it was a hundred years ago.
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GARRY KASPAROV Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should neve... GARRY TRUDEAU Chess helps you to concentrate, improve your logic. It teaches you to play by the rules and take res... GARRY KASPAROV Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understan... GARRY TRUDEAU Because I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't? GARRY TRUDEAU The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, ... GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the ... GARRY TRUDEAU For the most part, editors no longer view 'Doonesbury' as a rolling provocation, which is fi... GARRY TRUDEAU Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. GARRY SHANDLING Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bat... GARRY TRUDEAU As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam) GARRY MADDOX It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. GARRY SHANDLING I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence. GARRY TRUDEAU America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arroga... GARRY TRUDEAU I have such poor vision I can date anybody. GARRY SHANDLING And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perha... GARRY TRUDEAU I believe all state fairs are subsidized to some extent. How far do you go, I guess, is the question... GARRY MOORE They had two really good teams those two years, but they've got a really good team this year. I'm ho... GARRY MOORE It was almost like doing homework last time. We ought to do better this time. The only thing we had ... GARRY MOORE Hopefully, by the experience from playing the Speidel Course, they will have a better time and play ... GARRY MOORE Swinging a club is not a problem, but the greatest thing is staying in it mentally and not getting f... GARRY MOORE There were about seven guys that stayed in the 70s and were real patient throughout the whole day, GARRY MOORE We've had a pretty good season, ... The boys did a good job, they put up good numbers and it was goo... GARRY MOORE The traffic - that is what is hindering downtown Bluefield, ... There is no traffic. Again, we are j... GARRY MOORE The traffic - that is what's hindering downtown Bluefield. There is no traffic. Again, we are just t... GARRY MOORE Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body." GARRY MOORE My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. GARRY SHANDLING A good writer can set a thriller anywhere and make it convincing: the trick is to evoke the setting ... GARRY DISHER When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.'... GARRY SHANDLING From my years of teaching creative writing, I know that new writers take the setting for granted, as... GARRY DISHER That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the enterta... GARRY TRUDEAU In chess, we have styles - like in any other field. There are also fashions in the kinds of systems ... GARRY KASPAROV Surprised? Yes. In training camp, he wasn't that high. He's consistent, runs good routes and is wher... GARRY MCPEEK At one level, an award is an endorsement, a confirmation, but I always find myself looking askance a... GARRY DISHER It didn't take long to recognise the shortcomings of the Soviet regime and to see the values of ... GARRY KASPAROV When you're young, you don't feel iconoclastic - you're just kind of doing what seems na... GARRY TRUDEAU That's what we were exploring on 'Larry Sanders' - the human qualities that have brought... GARRY SHANDLING We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old ty... GARRY KASPAROV There are many ways of showing your protest and discontent without the actions of Kremlin. GARRY KASPAROV I think that it's a vital moment now for Russian democracy to convince people that it's only... GARRY KASPAROV That's for the readers to adjudge, but I will say that in general public commentators have nowhere n... GARRY TRUDEAU Since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps i... GARRY TRUDEAU second-guessing editors. They're obliged to be responsive to their individual communities, and I'm n... GARRY TRUDEAU There are so many ways to get it wrong, ... They figured, correctly, I could use all the help I coul... GARRY TRUDEAU He's had wonderful coaching. You couldn't ask for more. Sarah has been terrific. She can be his moth... DAN GARRY Phil better take notice. If he wants to try to replicate the Roberti campaign of 1994, he's up again... GARRY SOUTH The timing was not accidental. There's more to come. GARRY SOUTH I didn't think some of the comedy was current enough to be funny today, GARRY MARSHALL I started off quite steadily, but made a slight mistake on the seventh, ... I got a huge break on th... GARRY HOUSTON I think Russians today have a distorted picture of capitalism, liberal democracy and market economy. GARRY KASPAROV I think the sidewalk program, I think we need to bring that back. I think that was a good idea. If w... GARRY THOMAS What Planet Are You From? GARRY SHANDLING I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on ... GARRY SHANDLING I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. GARRY SHANDLING