I felt like a wonderful sandwich, a slice of white bread between two slices of ham.

I wasn't even the ham in the sandwich. I was just dragged out of the sandwich, abandoned by left and right!

I just had a sandwich, ... and I felt much better.

Anytime someone orders a pastrami sandwich on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

No, can't you tell? - when asked if she had ever studied acting or singing

He had a lot of fun with them,