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I felt comfortable around the guys. I felt it would be a good place for me. ... I respect Coach Rives a lot. I believe in the type of basketball he likes to play. It was a great situation for me here.


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JASPER FFORDE Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
JASPER FFORDE You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposit...
JASPER FFORDE the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe
JASPER FFORDE The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the...
JASPER FFORDE The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary require...
JASPER FFORDE I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallio...
JASPER FFORDE Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lea...
JASPER FFORDE I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the Pr...
JASPER FFORDE I assumed that everything would lead to complete failure, but I decided that didn't matter – that ...
JASPER JOHNS Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
JASPER FFORDE If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter t...
JASPER FFORDE They turned their attention to the wardrobe that held several Armani suits, all of them individually...
JASPER FFORDE Father liked word games. He was fourteen times world Scrabble champion. When he died, we buried him ...
JASPER FFORDE Businessman, philanthropist, large egg.
JASPER FFORDE So you could value your own life," replied the Titan. "Before that you were under the gods' thumbs, ...
JASPER FFORDE She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats th...
JASPER FFORDE This must have been how it all began with Chymes,” sighed Jack. “A small
omission on one ca...
JASPER FFORDE ALBINOS DEMAND ACTION ON MOVIE SLUR The albino community demanded action yesterday to stop their unf...
JASPER FFORDE If you drive at precisely twenty-nine miles per hour, the rumble strips play ‘Jerusalem’ on the ...
JASPER FFORDE Think of this: If it weren’t for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no w...
JASPER FFORDE I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
JASPER FFORDE You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack.
'Fluently. The adult-education center ran a course, and ...
JASPER FFORDE Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.
JASPER FFORDE How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towar...
JASPER FFORDE Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of
antiquarian books.
'Imp...
JASPER FFORDE Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.
JASPER FFORDE The front room of his house was what I called 'untidy chic'. Prefects weren't subject to the same Ru...
JASPER FFORDE So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?
JASPER FFORDE The music map, the Vera Project — all of these are steps in the right direction in making the state...
MEGAN JASPER There was so much happening, but there was no support for it in the city — no feeling of pride or a...
MEGAN JASPER