I feel for the sponsors (HSBC) because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all of golf (one million pounds).

It's a little bit disheartening that here we have the biggest (first) prize in the (golf) world and half the guys don't turn up.

I got so much stuff to give away, probably more than I can. It's just loaded with prizes. Everybody cleans up. I don't get any money from sponsors, but everyone comes away winning something.

Whoever prizes the golden mean.

I don't want anything. I don't want a job. I don't want to be respectable. I don't want prizes. I turned down the National Institute of Arts and Letters when I was elected to it in 1976 on the grounds that I already belonged to the Diners Club.

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.