I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.

Repartee is what you wish you'd said

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight starts.

I might resume the habit of going to church if the preacher would be honest enough to stand up some morning and say, "Perhaps next Sunday, but not today," and then sit down