I don't write polite letters. I don't like to plea-bargain. I like to fight.

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves.

When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.

The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept

Law is an ass, an idiot.