I don't want you to get the wrong idea, not all liberals smoke lettuce.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.