I don't understand complicated problems. I only understand simple ones.

Part of my job is to train people to break down an involved question into a series of simple matters. Then we can all act intelligently

We lost him to Harvard. I didn't want that to happen again.

God gets the great stories. Novelists must make do with more mundane fictions.

If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car!