I don't think you could find anybody who hasn't tried marijuana, and I take a lot of credit for that. They're going to have to change their policy.

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I was a musician before I met Cheech and had a record with Motown, and so I've got the cred.