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I don't think you could find anybody who hasn't tried marijuana, and I take a lot of credit for that. They're going to have to change their policy.


Tommy Chong

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KYLE PETTY Give them credit for a lot of blocked shots, but I know I had a couple that I tried to force and jus...
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LUKE SHIELDS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
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JAMES STREET I have a lot of confidence. I have a lot of faith in the fact that Tommy and I will be found not gui...
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GENE SARAZEN I think overall society should change and society should reanalyze their position on marijuana. If n...
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JIM MORRISON The fact that they tried to make the change in the first place to us was an indication that they did...
MARTIN COTHRAN I think you could find some waves on the west side of Denmark, but I never tried it.
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LARS TATOM I Dont Believe that Anybody Feels the Way I Do about You now.
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KELLY ASBURY Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take wh...
CASS DALEY I just let him think that. You have to give and take a lot. It's been a lot of fun.
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PAT QUINN Proposition 19 already is a winner no matter what happens on election day. The mere fact of its bein...
GEORGE SOROS I think I need the demons in order to write, but the demons have gone. It bothers me a lot. I've...
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CALVIN BROCK I think it's going to empower and enable a lot of people who thought they could not pass the 'Jeopar...
HARRY FRIEDMAN When you dance, your body just wants to find its natural weight. I'm naturally a lot more Tommy ...
HUGH JACKMAN There’s a huge difference for taking responsibility for one’s actions, and taking credit, and in...
BENJAMIN TOMES I don't think you have to worry about Tommy driving recklessly again.
FRED PETERS It is not a decision that I wanted to take at this stage of the competition but there are a lot of t...
EATON BRUCE I would admit to you that we could take some credit, but there's a fair amount of luck in that too,
LOUIS GERSTNER I dont think he's as strong as McCline, ... I understand he comes to fight and throws a lot of punch...
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DOUG MARRS I don't know anything at all and I'm somebody else It could take years to find you, it could take ye...
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AL BORGES I don't mean to offend anybody, but I think that we get a lot of scientists now who are bent int...
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JOHN OXLEY I don't want to take credit, but I think we were a source of encouragement for (Hunter).
COLIN HANNA I think there's trust [between the two men], ... I tried to be honest. I think everyone knows I have...
ALLAN HOUSTON We took our time to examine all potential alternatives, contacted every team, and tried to make the ...
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BRIAN URLACHER I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
UNKNOWN I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
BILL CLINTON What I always meant by that was that I do believe that a lot of directors, and writers, and sometime...
BUCK HENRY No, that wasn't my belief because . . . I couldn't predict what anybody would do prior to the meetin...
CURTIS JENKINS We just tried to make other guys beat us. We tried to take away a lot of his penetration and his spl...
DEVIN HARRIS I think I was a bit frightened of having to be a grownup and tried to put that off for as long as I ...
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ERNIE HARWELL I believe that, too, it's hard to believe that anybody could not believe that.
FAY VINCENT I think I had pretty clearly telegraphed that I was going to be proclaiming (approval of all ballot ...
JANET NAPOLITANO A lot of people get a home equity loan and do it on their own, short of going to a credit counseling...
FRITZ ELMENDORF You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I think Microsoft will have to change. I think that the business of Microsoft, the company of Micros...
TIM O'REILLY Don't lie to yourself?
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DIXIE JONES I think a lot of doctors have been slow to change.
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GARY F EVANS... You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspir...
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ANDY SERKIS Of course the computer animators take a lot of the credit for what's going on, but with Peter's help...
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FLORENCE HENDERSON A lot of times, you have to go from the gut. He figures out what pitchers can and can't do as quickl...
GENE LAMONT What I always meant by that was that I do believe that a lot of directors, and writers, and sometime...
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ANTHONY DREJAJ I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f...
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ARNOLD BERMAN In my writing, as much as I could, I tried to find the good, and praise it.
ALEX HALEY I don't think that much change comes from economists. I think it comes more from political reali...
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JEN MILNE We're getting sick of the fact that nationally we don't get a lot of credit. I really think the nati...
CHAD GREENWAY I did not feel that we were in sync. I think you have to give Illinois some credit for that but I al...
TOM IZZO I dont know if anybody knows how to recover from this,
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TOMMY LEE I've always gravitated towards the beats, obviously. And when I was growing up, I always loved f...
TOMMY LEE I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ...
TOMMY LASORDA My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean i...
TOMMY LEE Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
TOMMY LASORDA The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth...
TOMMY LEE I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le...
TOMMY FRANKS Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
TOMMY LASORDA Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
TOMMY LASORDA In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood.
TOMMY POLO Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY WISEAU