I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.

Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way

The movies enable an actor not only to act but also to sit down in the theater and clap for himself

Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out