I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.

Editors exist [because] most people don't have time to rummage through vast piles of hay for the specific needles they're looking for; we want professional needle-finders.