I don't think these funeral homes can really survive because they won't be doing enough funerals to cover their costs.

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire

I think they'll be surprised at the volume. We sell to funeral homes across the country.

A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.