I don't think I'll go to the booths.


Jonathan Smith

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It's $50 for a booth and they're still taking booths.
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Jonathan and I are highly aligned.
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My friends call me Clark Kent: I'm known to change in phone booths.
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Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that.
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It's a very ill-conceived lawsuit. I think the judge obviously sees that.
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I think it is ill-advised and illogical. This to me is decidedly unhelpful.
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I dont know what happens to country.
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My old man always told me never do anything during the day that will keep you awake at night.
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Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries.
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I dont think any of us can speak frankly about pain until we are no longer enduring it.
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I dont understand flirting.
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I keep getting described as a tall black drag queen, but I dont think of myself as a drag queen,
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I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
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Be your own kind dont go around and chase others and do what they do.
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The booths themselves started to disappear in 1990. They were an absolute maintenance nightmare.
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The tax code can be used to eliminate the toll booths on the information superhighway.
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We had Officer David Silva and Officer Percy Smith go up and knock on the door,
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The organizations really get into their booths; it'll be a blast.
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I dont know that happened.
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If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
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If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
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They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over.
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If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
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I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill-clad, ill-nourished.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT
It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT
A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT
But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT
And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
JONATHAN LARSON
Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT
There's an enduring American compulsion to be on the side of the angels. Expediency alone has never ...
JONATHAN RABAN
What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I ...
JONATHAN KATZ
Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT
How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT
The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT
They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT
What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT
I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT
A prince, the moment he is crown'd, Inherits every virtue sound, As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT
So, naturalists observe, a flea Has smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT
A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT
In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends; While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to him.
JONATHAN SWIFT