I don't see color, I see conquests.[Samantha]

You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha]

They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein! [Samantha]

It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]

I don't know what's going to happen to this street. Fairfax is not what it used to be.

I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]