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All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w...
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DALLY SALAD![]()
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets ...
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But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" T...
EDDIE IZZARD![]()
But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad d...
EDDIE IZZARD I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
BLINK 182![]()
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL![]()
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke...
WINSTON CHURCHILL![]()
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WINSTON S. CHURCHILL![]()
But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!...
EDDIE IZZARD My wife has been absolutely outstanding with me, but I obviously have to talk with my wife and we'll...
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My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was s...
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You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that...
So, what next!?...
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NEIL DIAMOND My ex Shar tried to hide me, but Britney was proud to be with me. I have so many great memories that...
KEVIN FEDERLINE [Brad] Radke said I was talking too much, so he put tape all over me. But I am the cheerleader of th...
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GARY F EVANS... After I got news of the stampede, my wife and I could not sleep throughout of the night. We tried ti...
SALIM AHMED I have to talk with my wife about it, but I'm 90 percent sure I need to go play, ... If I stay (with...
EDGARDO ALFONZO All the leadership positions that I have had have one common denominator: none has required that I g...
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. I still don't think that my doctors told me exactly how bad it was. They told my wife. They tried to...
ERNIE ELS My first wife tried to get back with me a year later, but there was no way. I used to think she was ...
PETER SCOLARI![]()
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GERALDINE BROOKS Barry's wife, Linda, had the table set with china, crystal and elegant silverware, but I saw it and ...
HAROLD COWART I thought I played a good match, ... I knew that she can run well and that she likes a certain pace,...
SANIA MIRZA![]()
Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
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I didn't feel I was really on my game, ... My feet were slow and she played really well. You have to...
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On page 607, alluding to the end of my first marriage (and carefully remembering to state that that'...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS![]()
Nothing less than 7 inches.
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RICKY SKAGGS![]()
Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them!
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ANNA LEE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW His stepdaughter was his surrogate wife. We believe his wife had some bad health. We believe with hi...
DELMA COLLINS Don't lie to yourself?
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My wife and I had been to the genetic counselor; my wife is not Jewish - she's the shiksha godde...
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Ex-wife, ... She says that I need to stop racing because I had kids. I had to be responsible and ret...
GARY DAVIS I had thought about Isabella, and to call her Bella. But I have a (daughter in 10th grade) whose fri...
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DENISE FLAIM I knew it was going to be a tough match and it was. She is so hard to play against. I know I was up ...
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ELIZABETH ALRAUNE Don't do it, because you have to do it. Do it, because you love to do it.
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I am announcing my resignation from Congress so my colleagues can get back to work, my neighbors can...
ANTHONY WEINER![]()
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ASHLEY EVANS
WOW
All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It...
COLSON WHITEHEAD when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets ... CATHY GUISEWITE
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surro... JIMMY FALLON
I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have childr... CATHY GUISEWITE
But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" T... EDDIE IZZARD
But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad d... EDDIE IZZARD I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
BLINK 182
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke... SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke... WINSTON CHURCHILL
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecke... WINSTON S. CHURCHILL
But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!... EDDIE IZZARD My wife has been absolutely outstanding with me, but I obviously have to talk with my wife and we'll...
BRIAN FORD
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was s... WINSTON CHURCHILL My wife had been listening to the game on the radio back in Toronto, so you can imagine she was pret...
JAMIE ALLISON My wife was attacked and bitten on the beach four years ago. Even if a dog comes up playfully, she?s...
JAMES CAHILL
You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that...So, what next!?...
DEYTH BANGER
I work like a dog, really. I go over scripts like a mad man and just want to make sure I have my hou... HALEY WEBB My ankle is a little swollen, my right ankle. I tried to block that out. But I'll probably feel it r...
ALLISON BAVER I suppose poets have written sonnets for a thousand years about being in love. A lot of people say, ...
ROBERT BLAKE
No one remembers it; none of my friends remember me having it, but I had really bad acne for, like, ... ALDEN EHRENREICH When I need my wife or when I need companionship or someone to talk to, I need it, like, now. So my ...
NEIL DIAMOND My ex Shar tried to hide me, but Britney was proud to be with me. I have so many great memories that...
KEVIN FEDERLINE [Brad] Radke said I was talking too much, so he put tape all over me. But I am the cheerleader of th...
CARLOS SILVA People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to...
GARY F EVANS... After I got news of the stampede, my wife and I could not sleep throughout of the night. We tried ti...
SALIM AHMED I have to talk with my wife about it, but I'm 90 percent sure I need to go play, ... If I stay (with...
EDGARDO ALFONZO All the leadership positions that I have had have one common denominator: none has required that I g...
MILDRED S. DRESSELHAUS
If you had a friend you refused to talk to, eventually you couldn't keep calling that person a frien... CRAIG GROESCHEL
I love my wife, so I give that money to my wife. She gives it to the kids and the kids go out and wa... JOHN TAYLOR I believe that Obamacare is bad for America.
DAN WEBSTER I got to work with my wife, Lena Olin, for the first time, which was great. I thought it might be di...
LASSE HALLSTROM
I don't want to fail, of course. But even though I didn't know how bad things really were, I still h... STEVE JOBS
We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different. CRAIG GROESCHEL When I got married, it was pretty frustrating for my wife. I would move my legs and kick and turn an...
JACK BARR I really think the architectural feature that I tried to get them to save really had a lot to do wit...
JOE BAUER I have this dog named Marley, and it is a kind of love I had never known. I have a hard time believi...
EDIE FALCO I tried to talk to him and his wife and his two kids. I wanted them to get out of there.
AL EMBRY
I would have tried to tell her that this was a relationship that had no future. But have you ever tr... BARBARA WALTERS
I cannot say that it was hard work. No work with interest is ever hard. I always am certain of resul... HENRY FORD
[Edwards] said we can't talk because their karma is so bad I might catch it over the telephone. I've... TONY DUNGY
The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put thre... BOBBY FLAY I was raised by my great-great aunt. I was adopted within our family. My mother had me when she was,...
ERIC DICKERSON
I believe that the essence of government lies with unceasing concern for the welfare and dignity and... LYNDON B. JOHNSON But she is good, ... It was the first time that I saw her and I just tried to do my job. I had to ru...
FRANCESCA SCHIAVONE I have no illusions at all about being a sex symbol. None of my former girlfriends ever thought of m...
TOBEY MAGUIRE
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath ... WOODY ALLEN
I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes a... KARL PILKINGTON When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels...
JON HEDER
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. BOB MONKHOUSE Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasie...
GOOD WILL HUNTING I tried singing. I tried playing a musical instrument. I really wanted to be a musician, but I never...
BILL COBBS
[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to f... ROBERT DOWNEY JR. I still don't think that my doctors told me exactly how bad it was. They told my wife. They tried to...
ERNIE ELS My first wife tried to get back with me a year later, but there was no way. I used to think she was ...
PETER SCOLARI
I was so shy. I used to cross the street so I wouldn't even have to talk to my relatives, much l... GERALDINE BROOKS Barry's wife, Linda, had the table set with china, crystal and elegant silverware, but I saw it and ...
HAROLD COWART I thought I played a good match, ... I knew that she can run well and that she likes a certain pace,...
SANIA MIRZA
Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do? TERRY PRATCHETT Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasie...
GOOD WILL HUNTING
I didn't feel I was really on my game, ... My feet were slow and she played really well. You have to... VENUS WILLIAMS I grew up in Christianity. They preach a lot that you should get married and be a wife and be a virt...
LA'PORSHA RENAE I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl crush on me and her dad had arranged for...
GARY NUMAN
On page 607, alluding to the end of my first marriage (and carefully remembering to state that that'... CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
Nothing less than 7 inches. CASSANDRA CLARE It was definitely a lot of her playfulness, wit and fire that I tried to put into the piece. She was...
CHAD LANGFORD
I mean, I could tell that I really had... a precious gift. And I'm so glad that I have followed ... RICKY SKAGGS
Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them! HOMER SIMPSON Hugo is my family now. I've always had Great Danes, but Hugo is the most loving dog I've ever had. W...
ANNA LEE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW His stepdaughter was his surrogate wife. We believe his wife had some bad health. We believe with hi...
DELMA COLLINS Don't lie to yourself?
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS I tried hitting some slices too, but I found out that she really likes it when you do that.
CATE STEWART god, can you imagine getting married at nineteen?" miranda asked. "when i was nineteen i didnt even ...
DIANNE SYLVAN
My wife and I had been to the genetic counselor; my wife is not Jewish - she's the shiksha godde... JAMES GRAY
Ex-wife, ... She says that I need to stop racing because I had kids. I had to be responsible and ret... GARY DAVIS I had thought about Isabella, and to call her Bella. But I have a (daughter in 10th grade) whose fri...
LAURIE BERNING
Never assume that the person you are dealing with is weaker or less important than you are. Some peo... ROBERT GREENE I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not aff...
DENISE FLAIM I knew it was going to be a tough match and it was. She is so hard to play against. I know I was up ...
MARA SANTANGELO At first, when I got bad press and people would talk bad about my family or something like that, I w...
HILARY DUFF I had a pretty cool life. I met my wife when I was 18, and we're still totally in love. I was in a s...
GLEN PHILLIPS When you are true to yourself, you will find yourself more easily able to pursue the things that mat...
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE Don't do it, because you have to do it. Do it, because you love to do it.
PRITISH PATTANAIK I don't have anything interesting to conceal or reveal in my private life, and it is really only...
QUENTIN BLAKE
I am announcing my resignation from Congress so my colleagues can get back to work, my neighbors can... ANTHONY WEINER
I talk to my kids about my mother's energy and how she would have loved them. I talk about how k... LEMON ANDERSEN
I was attracted to the bad boys, the troublemakers. You know, the ones that were really cute but did... DELILAH I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a ...
MICHAEL YORK There wasn't much we could do for the dog. She had a severe head injury. But I could tell right away...
DR. KIMBERLEE YOUNG
I'm never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow... GEORGE FOREMAN My idol is Bea Arthur. I really tried to follow her example. She is one of my comedy 'she-roes.&...
VALERIE AZLYNN If we talk about jobs, there are none. It's hard to find a wife if there is no money in my pocket.
ABDUL MALIK
I loved my mom so much because she had to work on a penny just to put food on the table... During th... TONY BENNETT I was really lucky that, through my 20s, I got to work with some amazing people, and I tried to sit ...
JAMES BADGE DALE My mother was amazing. I guess, in our community, if you wanted to get by you had to work hard. So s...
URSULA BURNS All I'm going to say is that I had a beautiful wife. She was a lovely woman. Think of the worst horr...
FRANK LAMBERT I've always started off bad. I struggled really bad early last year, and then toward the end I had e...
ASHLEY EVANS
I had a friend who worked at a hospice, and he said people in their final moments don't discuss ... 
Oklahomans value our children and our seniors. Oklahomans value traditions of faith. Oklahomans valu... 
We must give Oklahoma families the opportunity to thrive and prosper. We must give all Oklahomans th... 
The worst thing we can do is to do nothing. 
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While I live a busy life, the pace ebbs and flows. 
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If we want our children to value education, then we must show our appreciation for knowledge. 
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