I don't mind doing this at all. These kids keep the game going. One day, they will take over for us.


Josh Parry

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corr...
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A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
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If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectac...
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Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he m...
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Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
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Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethe...
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Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to...
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The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.
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Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
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The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable...
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To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.
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I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
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In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
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As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.
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If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any sa...
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Forgiveness is the oil of relationships.
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to...
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
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The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
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I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
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Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no...
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Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev...
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Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
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Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
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I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
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Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
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A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme...
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til...
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ...
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To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro...
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter he...
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It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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