I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Never eat spinach just before going on the air.

I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.