I don’t like seeing you hit.†“Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.†As soon as it was out of my mouth, I realized what I had said. “That sounded all sorts of wrong.†“Insanely so, actually.†“To be clear,†I said to any overhearing ears, “I hit him back--†“Hard.†“It’s a very give-and-take, non-abuse type hitting situation…†The sides of Liam’s mouth folded up like an accordion. “You should probably stop now.†“I’m trying. My mouth keeps moving of its own accord.